The Official Shaman Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Shamans, REAL SHAMANS. This site is awesome. My name is Grizlor and I can't stop thinking about Shamans. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
1. Shamans are mammals.
2. Shamans fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Shaman is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
Shaman Spear Shaman Voodoo Doll
Shamans can kill anyone they want! Shamans bite off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this Shaman who was eating at a pub. And when some dude dropped a spoon the Shaman killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a Shaman totally hex some kid just because the kid was ringing a bell.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Shamans have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will bite your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Shamans are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Shamans are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start alchemy next year. I love Shamans with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Shamans?
A: Shamans are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Shamans are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that Shamans are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Shamans can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do Shamans do when they're not biting off heads or casting spells of mischief?
A: Most of their free time is spent eating, but sometime they chant. (Ask Arameth if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Arameth showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.